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January 8,2006   Issue: #330



Triumphant New Year !

. . . Good Health and Prosperity to all!


. . . plus The Awakening World

. . .
and Affirmation for the New Year

and other News, Humor & Fun Stuff



“A human being is part of a whole that we call the Universe - a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest: a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.”

--- Albert Einstein (Times Magazine's Man of the 20th Century. American Nobel Prize Laureate for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)




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* Skip to Live Long and Prosper
* Skip to Cosmic Quotes




Greetings!   


Happy New Year to you all

Surprising new tricks for 2006 . . .     Yeah!

Six more years until 2012, the year heralded as the major pivotal point for humanity - and gateway to a new world: a new world in consciousness, that is.

We are on the precipice of major global change.

Its been brewing for a long while as most of you know. And as the momentum for change gains speed, its not entirely clear how it will all turn out or even how it looks while its already manifesting right under our noses.

Yep ... big change is afoot ... and the worldwide awakening we've hoped for is already in process. That's the old news. However, it just doesn't look the way that many of us thought it would!

For years we've heard the buzz words that have become synonymous with global awakening: ascension, the shift, global transformation, the great awakening, new world consciousness, quantum leap, etc.

But have you noticed that its already happening? Many of us have overlooked the very events that are directly instigating global awakening because they don't always come with good feelings or fanfare. Some folks have a certain image or idea as to how transformation should look and disregard the potent signs. They often don't even notice transformation when its sneaking up on them.

Changes that bring about a miraculous healing and spiritual awakening often come as the result of pain, confusion and loss. And you just never know when a calamity or disaster will be followed by an amazing transformation and quantum leap in awakening.


A Russian Epiphany

Recently, I spoke with two young and very talented men from Russia who were on a brief visit to the United States. Their enthusiasm for the American culture was delightful and contagious: it helped to remind me that in spite of increasing corruption and other troubles surfacing here and in spite of some pretty outrageous emphasis on extravagance and materialism, America is still a pretty wonderful place to live.

I had read articles about the conditions in Russia after the collapse of communism; but here I had two Russians all to myself for a little while who gave me a firsthand report of how things are over there.

So, what was it like for Russians to go through such colossal change?

It was one of those events that stunned the world ... much like the dismantling of the Berlin Wall: no one believed that it would happen in our lifetime. Most of us were taught and conditioned to view Russia as the eternal, pervasive evil enemy of the world and that they would always be under communist rule.

Who would have thought that such a huge shift could have taken place for them? And who would have ever thought that the confusion, tyranny and conflict leading up to their liberation was directly responsible?

On a certain level, liberation for Russia was like a great shift, a great awakening, a transformation, a quantum leap in consciousness. To suddenly have greater freedom must have seemed like the greatest event of all time - as those in freer societies may have assumed.

But was this sudden freedom unequivocally embraced by every Russian?

Not at all ... because even though freedom was longed for by many Russians and greatly welcomed when it finally came, it forced a lot of citizens into difficult situations through no fault of their own only because they had been accustomed to the old regime for most of their life and knew no other way.

To put it simply - and according to these two young Russian men - under the old regime of communism, unemployment did not exist because everyone had a job. There was no homelessness because everyone had a place to live. Everyone had enough clothing, food, medical care, etc. It was all provided for by their government of which the people "paid into" through their jobs. As a consequence, Russian citizens had a very secure life - within limits - and could get by on very little money.

However . . .

Even though, nearly every necessity crucial to sustaining an average life in Russia was provided, there was little or no encouragement nor incentive for individualism, independence or creative commerce. Nor was there incentive to improve or enhance one's lifestyle. Everyone was pretty much the same or expected to be. No one could own property. People were sent to prison easily just for speaking out against their government. Paradoxically, Russian citizens were already imprisoned within their own borders.

And if one had a special talent, skill, invention or discovery, it became "owned" by the government.

Of course, you already know all this if you have studied anything about Russia or communism.

So where am I going with all this?

I'm using the collapse of communism as an example of how greater freedom can actually scare some people into resisting a better way of life only because of the tremendous change it brings! This is why global awakening hasn't happened any faster than it has: the majority of folks are still holding onto the old ways of thinking and behaving because it has given them a sense of security - albeit a false and restrictive one.

A lot of folks may claim they want a better life free from war, free from struggle, free from illness, free from limitations ... but few are willing to make the changes within themselves to achieve it.

"Yeah ... sure ... bring on the awakening of humankind. I'm all for it - as long as I can keep drinking beer and wine as much as I want; eat anything I want; buy a new car whenever I want; watch as much tv as I want; buy new clothes whenever I want; spend as much money as I want; keep all my habits and routines just the way they are ... and I don't have to change (!)"

Well ... you get the picture.


The Cost of Freedom

Liberation has cost the Russians their security and familiar way of life and many have suffered for it. No longer are standard services, housing and medical care provided for free. Along with greater freedom has come a higher standard of living; but the cost of living has dramatically risen while wages have not. There is unemployment now which did not exist before.

Liberation has made it extra tough on the elderly who can no longer sustain themselves on their meager pensions. This has put a greater burden on their adult children who are struggling as it is. The average Russian struggles far more now since greater freedom has been achieved.

Many of the common icons and mega-corporations of western civilization have moved in, too, since the collapse of communism: like McDonalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, upscale department stores, etc. - which is not a benefit to the Russians as far as I'm concerned. But hey ... its new to them! And for a lot of those folks - especially for the young people - its like being cut lose in Disneyland for the first time.

There are now movies for Russians, too. Before, they had no movie theaters. Adventure thrillers and horror movies are big favorites over there!


Much to be grateful for

These two young Russian men emphasized that they love their new freedoms even though they are aware of how hard it has been on those that were more accustomed to the old regime. In the long run, it has been well worth the difficulty in going through such colossal change.

And the Russians are very patient people due to all they have endured: an anathema to us Americans who are not known for our patience. In being born and raised in the Land of Plenty and the Got-to-have-it-now-pay-for-it-later mentality most Americans could use a major shot of patience.

We often don't realize how fortunate we are because most of us have always had what many in other countries never had or are only just now beginning to have.

Even a significant portion of the poor and low income families in the United States have it better in many ways than the average citizen of many countries!

Although liberation, freedom and awakening is crucial for all of us and is truly emerging in greater degrees even as you read these words, we are likely unaware that the challenging events that loom large in our world today - which appear in every way to be the antithesis of ascension, transformation and the quantum leap in consciousness - are actually the very events that are forcing the birth of a new and better world.

Like the Russians, there will be some among us who will experience the transformation as difficult because it will take away much of what was once familiar along with a sense of safety and security: old beliefs, old habits, old institutional systems.

Five hundred years from now when global citizens look back on our culture, will they describe America in a similar manner to which we once described Russia under communist rule? In other words ... although America is considered the most free of all societies on earth at this time, we are still not as free as we think we are - and not as free as we will be in the future. But that's a topic for another newsletter!

When enlightenment strikes and brings far-reaching change to the world, there will be some who will find it difficult and may lament that the old times were best. But that wouldn't be true in the larger sense.

Those who have a greater inclination to grow, to awaken and embrace the endless possibilities are the ones who will successfully ride the tumultuous wave of transformation and thrive to help bring forth a new world.

If you could transport yourself into the future by 200 plus years ... you would scarcely believe that you are still on planet earth. You would be amazed and enthralled. After that, you would not be discouraged by these currently trying times which seem so dark. But as the old cliche goes, "It is always darkest before the dawn".

Peace, prosperity and good health to you - plus amazing new tricks in 2006!

Namaste' ~ Paula Peterson




LIVE LONG AND PROSPER

You are entering the future


What kind of health, quality of life and level of joy do you want to have in your 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's and beyond???

Its never too soon nor too late to consider your future health - as the foundation of health you will have in your elder years is being built today.


Did you know . . .


. . . that no matter how many potions, lotions, cremes, ointments or "miracle" oils you put on your skin, if your diet lacks the health-building nutrients that build healthy skin then all the effects of skin cremes - even the most expensive ones - won't last! This is a fact.

As you age, old, nutrient-starved and damaged skin eventually rises to the surface to "take over".

Don't believe the old cliches about growing old!

You can still have clarity of mind; you can still have a strong and agile body; you can still have a cheerful attitude toward life; you can still have a healthy apearance --- you can have all of this up until the day you die.

This is not fantasy - but is actually a more normal and natural way to age. All that is needed is to learn how to live a health-building life-style.

You have a choice: you can have healthy looking skin well into your elder years - and feel great and healthy, too - or be prepared to accept the inevitable!

Along with healthier skin automatically comes a healthier mind, balanced emotions, stronger immune system, resilient body and a more cheerful attitude.

How does this happen?

A take-it-at-your-own-pace, in-home course via the internet

For more than sixteen years, I have offered this essential information in seminars. Now I offer it for a very low price in an educational and easy internet course ( " ... you should charge more" as one student put it. But I don't for ethical reasons) - and you can take it at your own pace using your computer.

Want to ride the waves of change with greater grace and ease?

This in-home course will help you do just that!

Check out the details here for the next course in January (discounts for early sign-up):

Transformational Diet In-Home Course

http://paulapeterson.com/transformational_diet.html






COSMIC QUOTES


"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won.

"There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall -- think of it, ALWAYS."

--- Mahatma Gandhi (Internationally renowned philosopher; political leader; legend; esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest; assassinated. 1869-1948)









THE AWAKENING OF THE WORLD

by Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee


At this time of transition when one era is dying and another is being born, we have a choice: we can stay with the images of the past, the ghosts of materialism that have polluted and desecrated our planet. Or we can move into a future that is not yet defined, that is full of possibilities.

There are already signs of this future, some visible and some as yet hidden. We can see the seeds of a global consciousness, a deep awareness that we are all one people who are a part of a living, interrelated ecosystem. And within this awareness is an awakening consciousness of oneness, a consciousness that is not based upon duality but upon a primal knowing of the oneness that belongs to life and is a direct expression of the divine.

In the internet and other forms of global communication we have been given some of the tools of this future, forms of inter-connectivity that can take us beyond the hierarchical models of the past, into an organic and holistic way of living.

These are the signs of a future that is being born that can free us from the paradigm of duality and separation that has caused so much conflict and division, the conflicts of masculine and feminine, the split between matter and spirit.

What is awakening is a more integrated consciousness that can heal and transform many of the wounds of the past era and offer humanity the possibility of living in greater harmony with each other and the planet. This awakening consciousness carries an energy that comes from the source of life, an energy that is dynamically alive, has the joy of creation, and brings with it a more direct experience of the divine that is within everything.

During the last era the many gods and goddesses of polytheism were replaced by the one God of monotheism. The masculine God of monotheism has a primarily transcendent nature—He lives in heaven—and as the gods and goddesses were banished the created world became separated from its divine nature. The split between matter and spirit emphasized the spiritual poverty of the physical world, and much of the natural magic that belongs to creation was also banished, just as the wise women who practiced healing and other natural arts were persecuted.

As we become awake to the oneness that embraces all of creation, and is a embodiment of the oneness of God, humanity can reclaim the divinity of matter and the wonder of divine presence. We no longer need to live in a world of separation which has divorced matter and our physical selves from its spiritual nature. Everything is a celebration of divine oneness, everything a unique opportunity to praise and remember God.

Every moment is dynamically alive with His presence. Divine presence is not an isolated occurrence, not a single sighting to be revered and remembered, but an outpouring of love that is a constant stream coming into life. It cannot be captured, held as an icon. It needs to be embodied and fully lived. We are a part of the living substance of God that is in constant motion as It reveals Itself again and again, “never in the same form twice.” Each moment is complete, and each moment is a part of life’s continual outpouring.

Once we awaken to divine presence we will find ourselves in a very different world. As we reconnect the physical world with its divine nature it can come alive again in many ways that are hidden or have been repressed. The physical world is not just dead matter, but a spinning organism of light full of magic and hidden potential.

There are many forces in creation that are waiting to be activated that can heal and transform ourselves and the world. In the past some of these forces were known to shamans and healers. Much of the healing work of the future will be learning to work with these forces on both an individual and global level. We will learn new techniques that will bring together the wisdom of the shaman and priestess and the knowledge of the physician and scientist.

There are many different levels of reality, different dimensions of consciousness, from the physical world, through the archetypal world of symbols, to the pure consciousness of the Self and beyond into the planes of non-being. In the previous era the journey of spiritual ascent took the seeker from the physical world of the senses to the higher planes of reality. However, in the circle of divine oneness everything is present. There is no above and below, no ascending or descending.

These are images of the past millennium. All the levels of reality interpenetrate, and the “highest” is present within each of us. The soul pervades the body from head to toe. Every cell is impregnated with His essence. And between the particles of creation is the infinite emptiness, which recent physics suggests is full of dark energy, and mystics know to carry the secrets of non-being.

The consciousness of oneness does not just embrace the physical world and the interrelationship of the web of life. It will also bring together the different levels of reality that in the last era were primarily kept separate. Our western culture may have its roots in the Pre-Socratic tradition of Parmenides and Empedocles, but we have systematically erased the knowledge that they were mystics and magicians with direct access to other worlds.

Similarly we have forgotten how to work with the symbolic world, although as Carl Jung rediscovered, this knowledge was kept alive for many centuries by the alchemical tradition. We need to reclaim the knowing of how to work with the inner worlds, so that the wisdom and energy that is within us can come into the outer world and once again we can be nourished from the source of life and the meaning that comes from the soul.

Relearning the language of the inner world will mean regaining respect for the forces that underlie existence, the primal powers of life that were called gods and goddesses. We will have to realize the pain we have caused them through our neglect and abuse, and how our pursuit of materialism has polluted not just the physical world but also desecrated the inner world of the soul. We have created an inner and outer wasteland and stripped the sacred meaning from life. As we awaken to the new consciousness that is being offered we will have to accept responsibility for our actions and neglect. Consciousness always comes at and price and we will see more fully what we have done.

Then, when the worlds begin to flow together, when the inner and outer unite within our consciousness and our lives, something new can come alive. This is the child of the future, born from this connection. She is both male and female, outer and inner, above and below, spirit and matter. She is within each of us and yet beyond us. She knows the secrets of matter and the majesty of light upon light.


Working With Light

These are hints to what might come into being. But something even more fundamental is taking place, something that needs our attention and participation. The world is coming alive in a way that has not happened for many millennia. A light at the core of creation is awakening and speaking to the light within humanity. Just as we have forgotten that the world belongs to God, we have forgotten that it is a living spiritual being that like an individual can spiritually awaken.

There was a time many eras ago when the world was awake and humanity was nourished directly from the source. It is sometimes called the Golden Age.

What does it mean that world might awaken, and how can we help in this process?

Esoteric knowledge has always known about different levels of consciousness within the human being and developed practices to help us evolve and awaken to a “higher” level. An individual’s awakening to the plane of the Self, a direct awareness of oneness, love, and pure consciousness, is the goal of many spiritual practices.

The way the world functions as a living spiritual being is less known—this knowledge traditionally belongs to the spiritual hierarchy, the masters of wisdom (known in the Sufi tradition as the awiliya or friends of God) and their helpers. For millennia their work has been to look after the spiritual well-being of the world, aligning it with forces that can help in its evolution and protect it from negative forces that might be too destructive. “Keeping watch on the world and for the world” they have worked primarily in the inner planes, veiled, hidden, so that they can continue in their work undisturbed.

The work of the spiritual awakening of the world has been prepared for by these masters but this work also requires the participation of individual consciousness. The masters cannot do this work on their own because it is important that human consciousness take responsibility for and participates in this next stage of global evolution. The work of the masters has been to create a network of love and light around the world to act as a container for this shift in global consciousness. They have been linking together individuals and groups who are able and willing to participate in this work.

The first stage of their work has been completed and the next stage will be to infuse into the spiritual body of the earth the energy needed to effect this shift. As with the spiritual transformation of the individual, any major shift in consciousness requires grace or energy from a dimension that cannot be directly accessed from within the previous consciousness. On the individual journey this is one of the reasons for the spiritual transmission given from teacher to disciple: the teacher transmits to the individual the energy he or she needs to make a major shift in consciousness.

On a global level the masters have access to the energy that is needed for the world’s awakening and their work is to bring it into the world. The network of light they have created around the world can help in this process but it also needs the participation of individuals, those who are receptive to this act of spiritual service.

Part of the blueprint for the future is that its foundations and the energy that is given is in accordance with the essential note of the era. If the next era is about humanity taking responsibility for the planet then humanity must be able to directly participate in this stage of awakening. A work that used to be done in secret accessible only to initiates is now made open to anyone who wishes to participate. This is part of the nature of global oneness: everyone is allowed to participate.

Of course many people are not interested in spiritual service: and even many sincere seekers are too focused on their own individual spiritual path to be open to this global dimension of service. But any who are sincerely drawn to be in service to the whole at this time of transition have the possibility to be involved, for their light to work with the light of the whole as it comes alive within the world.

How can the individual participate directly with the light of the whole? Through the relationship of microcosm and macrocosm. The individual’s pivotal position of microcosm to the whole of creation can be found in alchemy and also in Sufism, as well as in other esoteric traditions. The mystery of this relationship reveals how the individual can relate directly to the whole without need for any intermediary, without organizations or hierarchy. The light and energies within the individual and within the world are directly connected and can resonate with each other—from one to One.

We are not a species separate from life but part of life’s organic wholeness and the light of our consciousness belongs to life—life needs it for its survival and transformation. When we give our light to the light of the world we make a connection of light to light that helps the world in its process of dynamic change. And each of us has a unique part to play, a contribution that only our individual light can make. This is part of the secret of oneness and the dynamics of its unfolding. Everything interrelates and communicates according to its true nature as part of the living web of life.

Through the relationship of individual consciousness and the light of the whole a new organic structure of consciousness can be created that will contain the light of the global consciousness that is needed for the next era. Once we live the truth of oneness we will realize that our consciousness is part of the consciousness of the world and has a determining factor in the world’s evolution. This is the real nature of co-creation, of participating directly with the changing patterns of life. Through the interaction of human consciousness life can create new forms, new ways of being. And with our own light we can welcome the light of the world back into creation. This relationship of the light of the individual to the whole is central to the awakening of the world.

Life has always presented humanity with new challenges to help us evolve and grow. Yet at each stage we are reluctant to “take upon us the mystery of things,” but would rather remain with the attitudes and conditioning that belong to a previous era. But a new way of life is waiting to come into being, and it needs us as midwives. We just need to recognize the simple wonder of being alive, of being a part of life, and say an unconditional “yes” to be fully present at this moment of transition. Through this “yes” we open ourselves to what life needs. Then life can reveal to us how we can work together. Life is a living spiritual presence that knows its divine purpose of which we are a part.

This is the challenge that is confronting those who are drawn to this light, whose souls want to work with this awakening. Here there are no righteous wars or the dramas of good and bad. Here there is no one and nothing to be saved or redeemed. A new birth has no knowledge of such things. It just carries the primal spark of creation, the eternal yes of life coming into being, and the stamp of the real creator.


The Song of the World

What could it mean if the world awakens? This is like the wonder of our own awakening. Over many years we might be given glimpses of the power of the heart, the wisdom and love within. We work to purify ourselves, to contribute in service to life and love. And one day something comes alive within us. Our heart awakens, and we experience a greater power and knowing beyond ourselves. This is the potential of the moment in the world. Our world’s soul can awaken, and all humanity can come to know its true nature.

We know how our awakening frees us from many of the patterns that restrict us and deny us our divine nature: how in the light of our real self many of the problems that consumed our energy fall away, or fade like mist in the morning sun. Although life presents us with difficulties and challenges it is not a problem, but a living spiritual being made in the image of God. When we recognize life’s divine nature, not as a spiritual ideal but a simple presence that is part of our everyday existence, we will find that once again we can experience the simple wonder and joy that belong to life.

When we work together with life as a living divine wholeness we will see the simple answers life has to sustaining itself. And we will be given new energies to work with life, energies that are presently hidden within creation but are also waiting to come alive. And something else will be present, something that we have forgotten for many millennia.

In the midst of creation there is a song, a song that belongs to life that tells of its hidden purpose, what the Sufis call the mystery of the word “Kun!” [Be!]. Seeing life through the eyes of the ego we only see a small fraction of what it means to be alive, but in this song of life its true wonder and meaning can be heard. To be the guardians of the planet, to step into our real role of global responsibility, will open us to this song, this mystery made manifest.

An awareness of global oneness has begun to constellate. The idea of the unity of life, that “we are one,” no longer belongs just to a spiritual or ecological fringe, but is becoming part of the mainstream. But this awareness is lacking an essential ingredient—it is still an idea, it is not fully alive. When it becomes alive the heart of the world will open and we will hear the song of the divine oneness of life.

The world has to awaken from its sleep of forgetfulness—it can no longer afford to forget its divinity. More than any pollution it is this forgetfulness that is killing the earth. Collectively we are dying—we have forgotten our purpose and a life-form that has forgotten its purpose cannot survive. Its fundamental reason for existence fades away.

The awakening of the heart of the world can redeem what has been desecrated, heal what has been wounded, purify what has been polluted. The song of the world will remind us all why we are here and the whole of life will rejoice.



Llewellyn Vaughan-Lee is a Sufi teacher and author. He lectures extensively throughout the United States, Canada, and Europe on Sufism, Jungian psychology, and dreamwork.

In recent years the focus of his writing and teaching has been on spiritual responsibility in our present time of transition, and the emerging global consciousness of oneness. His most recent books are
Working With Oneness and Light of Oneness. Llewellyn is the founder of The Golden Sufi Center.

http://www.goldensufi.org



(The usual features - HUMOR BREAK, FUNNY PHOTOS and other FUN STUFF - are further below)





READER'S COMMENTS ....


"Paula my dear: A [donation] goes out in Tuesday's mail. Just a very small expression of my gratitude for your presence on this planet at this time.

It is only when the veil is totally lifted (or dissolved) that you will see and appreciate what significant influence you brought to bear during these end-days.

It is not the number of readers (as mass consciousness tends to believe) ..nor frequency of publication... it is the unseen link, vibrant and loving which you send out and which resonates beyond sight...which matters.

With love and long distance hugs.

Ronald







Using the following powerful affirmation at least once every day can help initiate a more peaceful and empowered shift in consciousness. It is best said in a quiet state, soon after rising in the morning. You can whisper it, sing it, shout it ... and repeat it in your thoughts whenever you need to.





AFFIRMATION FOR THE NEW YEAR


I am here by divine appointment.

I accept this appointment gladly.

Wherever I am, I can be assured that I am here by Divine Appointment.

Everything has a purpose.

Everything is a part of the Divine Plan - the Divine whole.

I use my Free Will Choice to flow with the Divine Current.

I make the most of my opportunities.

I use my Divine Faculties to makes wise decisions, knowing that the
Light of the Universal Force - God - Spirit
is always available to guide me in all my ways.

I use my Freedom of Choice to see the best in every condition, in every circumstance.

I use my Freedom of Choice to rise above appearances.

I use my Innate Faith to meet life courageously.

I know that I am never alone.

Always I am aware of the Presence of Spirit.

I am eternally grateful and I give thanks.

SO IT IS . . . SO MOTE IT BE









JUST FOR FUN


*A big THANK YOU to Tim Wiley for sending this in!

Snow Ball Fight!

Now that Christmas and the Holiday Hoopla is fading into the past, this just might be the thing to work out any remaining tension or frustration from the Holiday Season.

Just use your mouse to click on a target.

But whatever you do ... DON'T HIT SANTA!

ho ho ho!

http://www.elfmovie.com/swf/snowball_fight/index.html




HUMOR BREAK


From "This is True"

AUTOPILOT: An unidentified man in Paw Paw, Mich., got his car stuck in the mud near Leroy Township.

No need to wait for a tow truck: "After several attempts to free the car," said a spokesman for the Calhoun County sheriff, "the man placed his toolbox on the vehicle accelerator, exited the vehicle and attempted to push the vehicle free. The man was successful."

Success, of course, is relative: he got his Mercury full- sized sedan clear from the mud, but then had to run behind it to try to catch it. No luck: the car reached an estimated 100 mph, sometimes going airborne after hitting bumps, until it smashed into a tree a half-mile from the mud pit.

Deputies decided not to give any citations to the man, who was not injured. (Battle Creek Enquirer) ...Not counting his pride.


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


Once there was a little boy that lived in the country.

They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it. It was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse stood on the edge of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the water.

One day after a spring rain, the creek swelled to the max so the little boy decided it was the perfect time to push the outhouse into the creek. So he took a long, thick stick and with it gave the outhouse one mighty shove and it toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night at the dinner table his dad announced that they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it, son?"

The boy answered yes.

Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told his father the truth."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree."


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Funny photos


Its a brand New Year!

We've learned from all our old mistakes so we can go out and make new ones! Yipeeeeee ... grab some friends, dance and celebrate!





Now THIS is real wind-surfing . . .

















NAW ... IMPOSSIBLE!   If this really happened, Rush would be a much more enlightened dude !




A new sales strategy for selling shiny items quickly . . .








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