In order to deliver all his gifts in one night, Santa would have to
make 822.6 visits per second to each house while sleighing through the skies at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.
At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously !
ho ho ho
Message to all
This issue is a special Holiday Edition. Therefore, in lieu of the usual newsletter format you'll see a bit more focus on the spirit of the season with inspiring, heart-warming thoughts, stories and news plus some silliness, too. What the heck ... 'tis the season to be jolly.
Subscribers of this newsletter are all over the world - currently more than 49 countries - which means that there are lots of ways in which readers are honoring the Holidays.
Regardless of religion or beliefs . . . and whatever you may be doing this time of year to celebrate this special season . . .
Do enjoy yourself . . .
. . . and may peace of mind and the spirit of love and kindness be with you and your loved ones the whole year through.
And don't forget to HO HO HO !
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! ~ Paula Peterson
(The usual features - HUMOR BREAK, FUNNY PHOTOS and other
FUN STUFF - are further below)
"Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect."
--- Oren Arnold (Novelist, journalist, and humorist)
(The usual features - HUMOR BREAK, FUNNY PHOTOS and other
FUN STUFF - are further below)
READER'S COMMENTS ....
"Dear Paula:
Thank you for the Earthcode newsletter, which always seems to arrive with Perfect timing, when I am feeling most dis-connected and somewhat in need of validation of how I'm feeling internally.
Thank you for your wisdom and your compassion to me personally - especially this week. Thank you for being a divine and sacred human-being here on earth."
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs:
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE . . .
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO GAME . . .
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR . . ."
His older brother leaned over while nudging him and asked, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
--- Shirley Temple (Oscar winning actress and most photographed child ever).
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Funny photos
Forget about deck the halls . . . just deck out yourself and have a ball this holiday season I
The "Fit and Trim" health movement was never popular with Santa . . .
Rudolf warned Santa a month ago that the Reindeer Warranty was up . . .
"What? You want me to wear that stupid white beard, too?"
"Unlike 'Mr. Arrogant' above, I can dig the white beard . . . my own that is."
Roger Rabbit was unusually desperate this season for his carrot quota . . .